Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.
Not to be confused with farty marty
Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
Get the pooing problem mug.(1)To pussy out by not attempting something illegal or dangerous. Or disgusting.
(2)To not attempt something illegal, dangerous or disgusting to the best of your abilities.
(2)To not attempt something illegal, dangerous or disgusting to the best of your abilities.
"What? Your not breaking into this place to get fucked on mushies and start fires? He's poofin' it lads."
by Benjbawsd'creme October 24, 2007
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Get the Poodiver mug.The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.
by chrisnu April 13, 2010
Get the Poofism mug.One of the most overrated midfielders in history. He is so bad that he can't even win a final. Yet some VARdrid fans say "oh he carried hes team he is the goat" when he is clearly overrated. Zidane will always be better than Podrić.
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3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.
n.
The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.
n.
The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.
verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"
Chick 1: what is the deal with all the guys and body building all of a sudden
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!
-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."
-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."
-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!
-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."
-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"
-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."
-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"
by coffeebean August 9, 2009
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