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Sneak-a-poo
Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sneak-a-poo by AlexisB April 17, 2013
stinky poo
Stinky Poo is a game which has gained a small following. It is played with a group of people who are willing to endure the game. The official rules are as follows:
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
1) Beforehand, at least 2 people assemble within the group. Bets are made, and the game starts.
2) Whenever you're at a group member's house, you may initiate the game by taking a shit in a container. You must hide it somewhere inside the house. There are no rules to when or where the shit must be taken, but it must be inside a container. If you are caught hiding a Poo, you must sniff the Poo. The house owner gains 5 Points.
3) Before you leave the house, if you have initiated the game, you must say "Stinky Poo" as you exit. This means that you have hidden the Poo without their knowledge. If you don't say "Stinky Poo" when you've initiate the game, or if you say "Stinky Poo" when a Poo has not been hidden, you are penalized 3 points.
4) The victim must then attempt to locate the Poo within three days. If the Poo is found, it must be presented before the initiator. If this happens, the victim gains one point per day left before the deadline. If the Poo is not found, or one of the previous rules are broken, the initiator gains three points.
5) After the end of the two-month game period, points are tallied, and the winner gets everyone's bets.
Stinky Poo-ing someone who is not a part of the party is a penalty of 10 points. Likewise, Stinky Poo shall not be played outside of the agreed-upon game period.
stinky poo by Moomallowz August 28, 2019
spiky poo
The really painful shits that come out ure ass which feel like they have razor wire attached to them.
man 1: 'are u finished in there yet?'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
man 2: 'no, gonna be a little while longer, i got a spiky poo lodged in me ringpiece'
spiky poo by Katie Muffins!!! December 22, 2005
safety poo
A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
safety poo by mikethompson February 14, 2009
structural poo
an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.
She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.
structural poo by poopal March 12, 2009