pity like

When you like someone's status/picture on FaceBook because they're 1) trying too hard, 2) desperate for attention, or 3) just weird and you want to be the one they save when they come to school with a sawed off shotgun.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Kayla's status she posted last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was so dumb I had to give it a pity like.

by badassbeebs October 6, 2011

pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

Pity

To be sad for. To... Ummm.... Pity..... To sympathize for you....

Pity: something I don't need. Nor should you give it to me.

Pity: I fell of my bed today...

OMG IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!?!?!?
She pity the floor.

by Once in a lifetime May 24, 2015

pitty

A guy you wanna holler at. A pitty could be a good looking male, or a male you would like to get to know better. The male version of bitty. Bitty is for girls and pitty is for boys due to the fact they have a penis, which starts with the letter "P", Pitty.

"There's a pitty on the right"

"There's some pitties at this one bar, we should go"

by kags July 17, 2007

puthy flapth

The flapth of the puthy that hide the thercet

moom i got my puthy flapth caught in the door again

by I_am_gayyy February 12, 2020

pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self

Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!

by Adave August 29, 2006

Pith Helmet

An under the foreskin covering of smegma, so thick it resembles the pith of an orange.

Slap some soap on that boy, or you gonna end up with a pith helmet.

by deckscrubber October 1, 2009