Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 07, 2012

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 06, 2011

pitch me

when someone is trying to convince another person of an idea or potential plan

Ella: You guys ready for Fire Day?
James: What's Fire Day? Pitch me
Ella: We jump through a ring of fire, play fire games, have an eternal fire burning all day... c'mon it'll be fire

by schmella September 22, 2023

Pitched

Hyper intent derived intensly vocally or quick physical actions

Did u see that girl and how pitched she was?

by Jasambina November 23, 2020

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022

ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.

Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.

by picturer June 30, 2024