beer patch 

peeling the sticker off of a bud light beer bottle and putting the sticker on your forehead.

A cop pulls you over. He asks "Have you been drinking tonight?" With sticker on forehead you say "Nope, I'm on the patch!" That is being on the beer patch.

beer patch by Dalton18341 December 16, 2007

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Devon Patch

A "Devon Patch" is the the area of a males head that bald's first, commonly on the crown of a males head a rounding bald spot resembling the end of a devon/polony roll (Famous Australian Sandwich filling)

"Oi Mate" have a go at Kevins Devon Patch

Devon Patch by Big Rosscow January 25, 2018

patches are welcome 

Also, "pull requests welcome"

The open source way of saying "go screw yourself".

When somebody requests a new feature in a open source project and nobody wants to implement it, the project moderators will politely say no by saying that the person requesting the feature is welcome to do the work himself.

Random guy: I think it would be a great if Firefox supported joystick navigation. That way, a user can click on links using a joystick rather than a mouse.

Project Maintainer: We don't have the resources to create such a feature. Patches are welcome and we will review the code if you are willing to write it yourself.

patches are welcome by sebflippers July 13, 2014

pebble patch 

the space underneath the shaft of the dick and the ball sack

this bitch slapped her tongue against my pebble patch

pebble patch by Petey Pebbler May 28, 2010

Rough Patch 

When something bad happens for a long to little period of time

This week has been a rough patch

“You know today’s been a rough patch when your behind a big cow trailer and your also trailering cows and a cow in front of you pees out the back. Then you go to turn the whipper fluid on and it’s only comes out the passenger side.”

Rough Patch by cowsss July 9, 2018

pitchout 

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.

Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.

pitchout by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019