Piglet

The sordid and, obviously, pink creature of wierdly non-porcine origins, in A.A.Milne's "Winnie the Pooh." A baby kangaroo, Piglet often gets himself into confusing situations, like being stranded in trees when it's raining, if I am remembering my English childhood correctly.

My uncle, a civil engineer from New Delhi, was a contract worker for the Iraqi government in the mid 1980s. He once visited us in the UK, and insisted on taking me and my sister to Harrods. My sister immediately chose a high-quality Piglet, complete with green corduroy onesie. Actually, writing this example makes me realize that Piglet was not a baby kangaroo at all. He was an actual piglet. Sorry about that. Back to Harrods. I believe I selected a white mohair jumper that I wore on special occasions, such as Dorcas Day, throughout my adolescent years. It is difficult to explain what Dorcas Day is.

by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist January 9, 2009

ping pong

a game for those who want all the excitement and aspects of tennis without moving all that much.

unless you are amazing, then you stand 13 feet from the table and wail away at the ball and by some miracle the thing goes in.

kevin- hey, doug lets go play ping pong all day long so we can be awesome like those guys who can stand 13 feet from the table

doug-yeah ok!

by overkoven January 5, 2008

arabian ping pong slap

when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab

last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap

by alex kelsey January 23, 2008

pinga

cuban term for a dick

damn that motha fucka has a tiny ass pinga!!

by kwonenightstand July 16, 2008

Poppity-Ping

Welsh slang word meaning 'Microwave'

Welsh child: Dad, how do you reheat this?

Welsh Dad: Ohh, jsut shove it in the poppity-ping for a few minutes.

by Raychhhh August 15, 2008

strip ping pong

a game where you play ping pong with a twist. when one player wins a game (usually to 11, 15 or 21 points) the loser stips. very high quality game. very fun.

I played strip ping pong with a couple of ladies last night. needless to say I had to play leftie to give them a fighting chance. I liked it.

by steeeeeeve perry December 21, 2004

Piglet

A person so lacking in penis legnth that it actually looks like a clit.

Man, your penis is so small that i mistook you for a girl, you fucking piglet.

by TastyButterButt September 8, 2008