Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Pizzagate

A conspiracy theory involving child sex trafficking rings ran by the elite. It was deemed debunked by the mainstream media. But has recently been recirculated. Epstein's island

Hillary Clinton, Joe biden, and Jeffrey Epstein were involved with pizzagate

by Redpill2020 April 28, 2021

Licorice Pizza

The name of a record store chain that was founded in California. It gets its name from an old Abbott and Costello routine where they try to sell records, unsuccessfully (saying "Well we could sprinkle cornstarch on the bottom and sell them as Licorice Pizzas"). Apparently it was awesome in the seventies, but was bought out by Sam Goodie in the eighties.

Licorice Pizza is an odd name for a record store, but it makes sense once you think about it.

by El Lobo Pelezoso December 28, 2005

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

pizza tumor

A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

by Rusty Camaro April 26, 2006

pizza the hut

Famed half man, half pizza.

"Apparently, the notorious gangster got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death."

by AlmightyDemonBob September 15, 2003

How to Out pizza the hut

First, find out the exact recipe of Pizza Hut pizza, make the pizza but about the size of a normal sized pizza that is much bigger than a Pizza Hut pizza, then lightly season the pizza with pepper and oregano.

Yo man let’s try to figure out How to Out pizza the Hut

by Anonymous Cheese Bag January 29, 2020