penis

a asshole or a man who is a dick.

That guy is such a penis brain!

by Stacy February 21, 2004

penis

come from the lower part of the males body

your a penis face man

by bob December 2, 2004

penis

a long, thick, yummy, milk shake

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

penis

small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!

by pip October 9, 2003

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

penis

The thing that sticks out under a boy's tummy. Sometimes it's large, sometimes its short, its tiny in the case of this giant dude I know at school. We call him tiny-penis-man.
The penis is frequently used for fucking things. Doesn't matter what. Could be a woman, a man, a dog, a hamster. It is fun to grab penises.

My friend Ben has a huge penis, I know, my friend grabbed it during lunch. She got horny.

by puffy nipples April 4, 2009

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008