penis

1. A desire of mine to have.
2. Easily purchased in a variety of colors and sizes.
3. Comes with a pulse and without.

I wish I had a penis for 24 house. I would show man a thing or two.

by Jennifer Hinds July 1, 2005

penis

come from the lower part of the males body

your a penis face man

by bob December 2, 2004

penis

a long, thick, yummy, milk shake

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

penis

small willy

woody from clarksfield has a very small willy n he can't please anybody!

by pip October 9, 2003

penis

Man's best friend who is also quite popular with the ladies.

Hi I noticed your penis there, can I buy him a drink?

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008

penis

1. The part of a guy that makes girls drool and kneel on the floor.

2. A slang term for most of the people who post lame definitions on this site.

3. When used as an insult, a "douchebag" or "idiot."

I have no idea why "penis" is an insult. It's the second most important part of a man after his brain.

by weeniedeenie August 20, 2009

penis

Thing that Taylor Whitt likes in his mouth.

Guess whos mouth my penis is in!

by Garced March 2, 2005