CArTeR's definitions

hunter burgan

Born May 14, 1976.
Third and current bassist for A Fire Inside (AFI}. Multi-talented, can play drums, bass, guitar, saxophone and piano.
Obsessed with pirates. Has a tattoo of a pirate ship.
Likes old Prince, has a side project called Hunter Revenge.

Hunter Burgan used to have bleah-blonde hair, and is now bald, which actually looks better.

by Carter June 20, 2006

poyish

Poyish, People who are awsome and go to shows. A positive comment.

That dood is poyish for sure.

by Carter April 20, 2006

whodunnit

While doing a girl doggy style in front of a window, you have your buddy wait out of view. Mid stroke, tag your buddy in. Go to the window and a few minutes later pop up so the girl sees you, and then have your buddy donkey punch her. When she wakes up, she's like whodunnit?

Did you see how confused your girlfriend was last night when we pulled that whodunnit?

by Carter September 14, 2005

Macbeth

Actually, Macbeth became the King of Scotland, not England.

Macbeth is stupid. William Shakespeare is dead. Middle English is dead. So WHY are we still reading his works?

"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

by Carter May 18, 2005

Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

Chucking it

The act of flirting with a woman, especially with women who have male companions present.

"Dude, don't interrupt him. He's chucking it."

by Carter May 7, 2005