Hamlet

A shakespearean play about the character of the same name who attempts to avenge his father's death. It would be pretty good, if it were not written in freaking early modern english. It has since been made better, by being converted into an episode of The Simpsons. Written for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Taught by teachers, especially Mr. Newcombe, for the sole purpose of tormenting high school students. Not as good as it is purported to be.

To be, or not to be; that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep -
No more, and by sleep to say we end
the heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to - 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep.
To sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil
Must give us pause.

by Carter May 18, 2005

congratulations

used in any circumstance as a substitute for the phraze 'well done'

congratualtions... you've got your trophy

by Carter May 20, 2004

t-bag

when one man places his balls on another persons face when they are sleeping/passed out.

Jimmy put his balls on Carters face when he was asleep

by Carter April 13, 2004

snatchums

Term exclamed during the act of taking something belonging to someone else, usually while they are in the vicinity. Often the item is immediately returned, unless it is food, as in someone's last slice of pizza. Use a voice an octave or two higher than your normal speaking voice whilst exclaming.

Bob set the remote on the couch, and John quickly took it away, exclaiming "snatchums!"

by Carter July 13, 2004

poyish

Poyish, People who are awsome and go to shows. A positive comment.

That dood is poyish for sure.

by Carter April 20, 2006

penis

Schlong, a dong that should be long, but usually isnt. Schlong!!!!!!!!!!

Small penis, hairy penis, impetigo penis, floppy penis, LARGE PENIS, crusty penis, ingrowing penis (MINGE), superati penis, GIGA-PENIS, milli-penis, fat penis, hard penis, slimy penis, well used penis, unused penis, well jerked penis, long penis, NOB . . .

by CArTeR February 20, 2003

nob

Schlong!!!!!!!

Doh doh doh doh ... NOB

by CArTeR February 20, 2003