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Patrick

Patricks are skinny dumb boys withe midget sized cocks
by Hddtf ftt January 11, 2019
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PaTrIcK

He’s the worlds shortest guy. He’s name is HALILI. He sits at the front of the class. He says 64-64.
Patrick : 64-64
by TheOneAndOnly-CXFU September 16, 2019
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Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).
Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
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by FittestGNU July 15, 2016
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Patrick

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.
"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."
by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019
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Patrick

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc
by Eric shon March 24, 2020
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Patrick

Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.
Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!
by Benfranklin1776 March 23, 2019
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Patrick

It's not an official date with him unless he poops three times
Girlfriend: Patrick your pooping again?

Patrick: it keeps me healthy!
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