ENGLISH PATIENT

Verb) The act of sitting down and defecating at the same time. This, in turn, will make feces fill the anal crevasse upon which the owner of said feces will wait until said feces forms into hard crust. This, can then in turn, be used as a dagger or a boomerang in which small children and hemophiliacs can enjoy. Corn bits and other nondigestive foods add to the aerodynamics as well as the sharpness of the finished product.

For the talent show, Beirne made an English Patient on stage and decided to use it as a microphone until he became hungry and ate it.

by Jay Cavaiola June 23, 2007

Patios

Pronounced (pa-twa) it is an accent of most Carribbean people

1: Wagwan my yute, yu good?
2: YA MAN
3: Nice accent what is it?
1: Patios

by Yng King May 12, 2019

Patience

The thing that is tested when you are waiting for an Urban Dictionary thing to be published.

*whistles* patience...

by Swago1200 January 15, 2019

Patience

A very beautiful girl who has brown hair and brown eye's. She's sassy and has an attitude to boot but she is a very nice girl. She may push you away at times but you will always find that you gravitate back to her. Patience is a one of a kind girl and you will regret to not have met her.

boy: is that Patience
Kevin: yeah
boy: wow I need a girl like her

by theanonomisgirlcc May 16, 2018

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

patience

The quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like, except when waiting for Jonas Brothers tour dates and venues. then, all patience may be ignored.

Jenny "Oh my jonas! I can't wait for tour this summer!"
Sarah "No joke...ugh, when are tour dates gonna be released?!"

-2 days later-
Sarah "I'M GONNA THROW THIS FREAKING CHAIR OUT THE WINDOW!! BITCHES!" -throws chair- "GIVE ME SOME TOUR DATES! SCREW PATIENCE"

by ultimatejonas May 2, 2010

patronise

Treat condescendingly, look down on, humiliate

she said "you're very smart" yet she got better grades than I did. I replied: "Don't patronise me!"

by Viwe January 6, 2016