Self-partnered 

English slang term.

Popularized by British actor Emma Watson, of Harry Potter fame.

(Adjective)

1. Single, or not in a relationship, often content. Commonly used by celebrities

2. Hiding the fact that you have (a) romantic partner(s) from their others.

3. Celibacy, often voluntarily

4. Lying about celibacy, similar to 2..

5. Asexuality

"Hey you wanna go out tonight, Melissa?"

"Sorry, John. I'm self-partnered."

"Well, I don't see a fucking wand on your hand"

"Get off my porch"

Self-partnered by ephdysplais December 23, 2020

Self-partnered 

Word coined by Emma Watson. Used as a version of single that refers to when you’re empowered and in a good place on your own.

“I am 30, I live alone, I have a great job, and unmarried: I am SELF-PARTNERED”

Self-partnered by buzzyfish November 5, 2019

Two-parter

A day or situation that is uncharacteristically complicated, that takes a long time or a large amount of effort to resolve.

Gemma: Remember that day when we made that homemade bazooka and it accidently went off in your chest? And we ended up at E.R. and the unexploded bazooka shell was stuck in my chest right next to the oxygen line and it took three trainee doctors and a bomb disposal team to diffuse the situation? After that we missed the last bus home and had to walk all the way back?

Glyn: Yeah, that day was a ‘two-parter’

Two-parter by Butty101 November 23, 2011

parkner 

The ship name between MCU characters, Peter Parker (Spider-man) and Harley Keener (Iron Man 3)

Person 1: What’s your favorite MCU ship?
Person 2: Parkner!

parkner by stupid_twix January 21, 2021

Domesticated Partnership 

A relationship where one person (usually the male) believes he will be getting lucky soon, but hasnt made any progress. The woman can make him do anything and has tamed him like a domesticated animal. The relationship is non existent and considered a partnership.

Person 1: "Why is he so pussy whipped? All he does is drive her around, buy drinks for her, and make her dinner. Are they dating?"

Person 2: "Yeah, has he hit that yet?"

Person 3: No, they're just in a domesticated partnership

Domesticated Partnership by MEGB11 March 29, 2011

Giuliani Partners 

A euphemism for cousins who fuck.

Oh them? They're Giuliani Partners. It was love at first sight at their great grandmother's funeral.

Giuliani Partners by Tremaparagon June 3, 2018

Self-Partnered 

Society dictates that being single means you just haven't met the right person, therefore:

Single implies you are looking for a relationship.

Self-Partnered implies you are happy & content with yourself and are not looking for a relationship.

Man: "Do you have a partner?"
Woman: "No, I don't"
Man: "So you are single then?"
Woman: "Actually I am Self-Partnered
Man:"Oh, so you are not looking for a relationship"
Woman: "Exactly"
Man: "Okay, cool"

Self-Partnered by Whiskey&Donuts November 9, 2019