pairson

An alternate way of saying "person".

You're my favourite pairson.

by Freakgoddess August 28, 2005

Palsource

The behavior of habitually requesting a friend or acquaintance to make a small purchase (drink, candy bar, pack of cigarettes) on one's behalf, with the implication that the act will be reciprocated, while in fact the implied reciprocation is unlikely to take place - knowingly or unknowingly.

Hey, you know where Dave is? I'm gonna go palsource me a McDouble.
John is such a leech, always palsourcing smokes.

by fonsui July 26, 2011

paison

A rare bird that lives in far southeast of africa it is know for being stupid as fuck

This paison bird drank my beer and started twerking

by Pigeon family July 1, 2018

poof parlor

When a man smells like a females powder room. Too much perfume and odorous scents.

Ross Anderson smells like a poof parlor

by FeckwenChebender December 2, 2013

parkour

A sport that most consider to be fun to do or to watch, and that the three people before me are making look like a boring sport with their lengthy explanations. The only main objective is to get from point A to point B as quickly as possible in your environment, but there's a reason it's a "sport" and not an "obligation". Have fun in your sport- take a little time to perfect a jump over something if you constantly see that you're messing up on it, let yourself get sidetracked and go chase a squirrel, go out of your way to climb up on top of McDonalds and dance around on the roof to make a fool out of yourself and then run like a madman when the workers are chasing after you shouting that they've called the "poh-leece on you!!!" Have fun, do what you can, and learn what you can't. Climb up on a Church and watch cars go by, push your body to it's limits. That's the perfect world of Parkour... not just discipline, but enjoying disciplining yourself.

Parkour rocks my socks... and the socks prevent blisters. Lol.

by VineyardPK May 21, 2006

PARKOUR PARKOUR

A term said by many (usually idiots) when they see a person practicing parkour, or when they themselves execute a maneuver that could, theoretically, be utilized in parkour. One possible origin is an episode of The Office in which certain characters decide to create a video of themselves attempting to do parkour. at one point, one of them exclaims "HARDCORE PARKOUR" just before attempting a complicated movement. It is not certain if those who use the term are making fun of it, or are, in fact, impressed. (the former is the more widely believed.)
NOTE: avoid using this term at all costs, because the people practicing will give you a disgusted look and go somewhere else; it's a big red flag saying "I'm a douchebag!"

PARKOUR PARKOUR!!!

by an irritated traceur July 24, 2011

Parsons

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´

by Joeytje50 June 28, 2011