Douche Bag Parasite

A person who is a complete douche bag, who does nothing but bring you trouble and also can't stand their own company.

Katherine- "Oh did you hear about that Lucien?"

Suzanne- "Yeah he's a complete douche bag parasite"

by MissDoll February 11, 2010

Penis Parasite

Much like a Penis Leach, but having higher aspirations. Attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. Essentially sucking your way to the top. Most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous Ego and act important.

Chuck is such a Penis Parasite.

by Bob Bob Returns October 7, 2005

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004

nanda parbat

A song written by teenage losers who sing about getting their dick sucked and chicks with huge boobs

*song on radio*

“My gir has huge.... personality!!!”
Guy: oh this is nanda parbat, isnt it!

by elijackman146 November 16, 2017

parasigmatism

parasigmatism is the inability to pronounce the sound of s with some other sound (as of f) being usually substituted for it.

“Sigmatism and parasigmatism and paralambdacism are strongly marked.” — The Mind of a Child” part ll by W. Preyer

by yyuryyubicuryy4me June 30, 2019

pabst blue ribbon light

Like regular Pabst Blue Ribbon but not as "heavy". May or may not be as "hip" as original PBR.

person 1: "Where did you get that pabst blue ribbon light?"
person 2: "At the beer store. It was just at cheap as regular pabst."
person 1: "Cool. I guess?"

by Phej May 16, 2008

Pabsy

To be hopelessly caught in a destructive, pointless, ego-centered argument about something that's been argued about before, usually with someone with whom you're close to.

"Don't be so pabsy!" (Said by someone listening nearby trying to break the tension by distracting the arguers to jolt the situation back to normal. A 'never mind' type hand motion emphasizes the word 'pabsy'. The more humor in the performance the better.)

by Anthropous December 28, 2005