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Pat's Parade

An excessive celebration thrown over the achievement of an unearned goal obtained by false means that only a minority of the population accept as legitimate
Example 1: After being down by 20 points during a pickup basketball game, the person announced "this point wins the game!" After said announcement, the person charged at the hoop, sank a layup, and roared in "victory". He then marched around the gym like a bafoon while everyone in the gym watched his Pat's Parade in disgust.
Example 2: After Judge Berman allowed Brady to escape his, what seemed at the time to be, his inevitable punishment, Patriots fans joined together in mass unison in to form a Pat's Parade that rivaled the gathering in Jonestown. If only it had the same result.
by KPeffin'YourMom October 19, 2015
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Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.
Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia
by gyreaux November 22, 2019
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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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Subtweet Paranoia

a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.

Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.

John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.

Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016
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parade wave

A slight hand gesture used to wave for prolonged periods of time (like during a parade)or as a casual non-verbal greeting to friends. With the arm bent at the elbow, the waver turns their wrist back and forth exposing the front and then the back of the hand in a single motion.
I didn't feel like talking so I gave her a quick parade wave as I walked by.
by Hackermom November 3, 2005
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Paranoia

You definately have this if you think 4 foot mexicans are surrounding your house with machine guns.
Guy 1: There are mexicans surrounding my house!

Guy 2: It's just your fucking paranoia... Again!
by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
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PARANOIA

The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in.
This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone.
A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people.
Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to:
ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations.
"Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits on the bench across that street, your uncle, the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), black people, street bums, local, national, or international gangs, and Paranoia support groups.
Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.
Pirate nerd in a dark hallway: "It's just a bunch of ninjas... it's just a bunch of ninjas!!! Goddamn sneaky bastards!!!"

Paranoia Guy: "Those damn black people are trying to jump me!!!"
Non-Paranoid Guy: "Dude, they're on a Television show, calm down."

Emo Phillips: "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."

FBI: "We are not watching your every movement, Mr.Alex Beresnev of Columbia, Maryland."
by 8ofSpades February 10, 2010
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