earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

jamal parade

A bunch of niggers running down the street, being chased by cops, cuss they stool some shit

ITS A JAMAL PARADE

by jamal N May 27, 2016

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Chicken Parade

A traffic slow down on the hiway that is caused by a cop in front of a bunch of cars, and everyone is too afraid to pass him.

Sorry I’m late, I got caught in a Chicken Parade on the way in to work this morning.

by Morty69 October 26, 2018

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022

piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013