T-Hook

A device similar to a tampoon designed for absorbing extreme exsecive bloody anal discharge. Synonyms: Male ass tampoon, Suppository, Prolapse absorber

"While helping his friend John, Troy's asshole started leeking like a raging waterfall so he went home and grabbed a T-Hook to stop the crimson muddy flow."

by Ass leekage February 16, 2008

Off The Hook

The old school use of 'off the hook' is to "get away with something", or "not be responsible for something", i.e., the fish that got away was 'off the hook'.

My sister broke up with her fiance, so I'm off the hook for buying her a wedding present.

by Kid Java September 18, 2009

fish hook

Putting a finger in someones mouth while trying to hurt them and then pulling as hard as you can to rip their cheek. This resembles a fish being hooked so is called the fish hook.
As seen in The Gangs Of New York

The young lad almost fishhooked you!

by Fork Me With A Spoon January 11, 2004

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 08, 2009

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

by Rusty Shacklefurt August 14, 2007

hook-ups

Connections.Contacts.Also deals or arrangements involving drugs mostly.

I was such a crackhead i had to put my list of hookups on cd rom.

by the tweaker February 16, 2004

Fish hook

The extremely painful yet extremely fun to dish out torture method where somebody in the possesion of a hockey stick creeps up behind a man, sticks the hockey stick in between his legs, lifts it then draws baack.

I fish hooked some of my hockey team members to check their gender this morning

by Knibnobber December 17, 2014