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nuclear test 

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!
nuclear test by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017

nuclear fork 

A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork
Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork
nuclear fork by Kaitlyn Bishop November 6, 2017

Nuclear Horsepiss 

Monster Energy drink.
Often found in the bladders of chernobyl horses.
That is where Monster harvests their produce
"This tastes like nuclear horsepiss"
Nuclear Horsepiss by MrMattz February 14, 2018

Nuclear meltdown

An situation when the temperature inside reactor core reaches such high levels that the fuel rods (made from Uranium) begin to melt their way down and destroy the reactor.

It usually happens when fuel rods cannot be cooled by a cold substance (for example heavy water) and they start vaporising every single molecule of water nearby, thus accelerating the process of building heat. The only thing operators can do now to stop it is to drop control rods, but it can be impossible because of built up pressure (that's how Chernobyl happened). When the control rods are down, the nuclear power plant crew still needs to resume water delivery to the reactor because of nuclear decay

TL:DR Nuclear fuel gets hot and burn it's way down the reactor.
Guy from Fukushima: The tsunami shut down our water pumps and now now the heat level is over the critical point. We have to evacuate whole wing of power plant and get fireman over here. Tell them there's high risk of Nuclear meltdown.
Nuclear meltdown by Tomsow(12) January 28, 2020

nuclear wakeup 

When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
nuclear wakeup by Griloooooo January 29, 2020

Nuclear shit 

Normally caused by A drink that is used to kill zombies in COD WAW but can also be used as an anal cleanser. Manufacturer is not responsible for nuked restrooms. therefore PHD flopper is prohibited by casual consumption
Joe: "where's jenny?"
Alex: "she took a swig of PHD flopper which contains prunes, ate some haribo sugar free gummy bears and has been in the hospital ever since"
Joe: "what happened, wait isn't she allergic to prunes?"
Alex: "I heard a fart, then an explosion. I think she might've blown her ass apart. she did say she had to take a nuclear shit"
Joe: "Oh my god!"
(Alex takes a swig of PHD)
Joe: "you didn't just drink that!"
Alex: (stomach gurgles) "Must've been the drink i had" (runs into restroom)
Joe: "MOTHER OF G0-"
(house explodes)
Nuclear shit by I h8 nes May 7, 2020