Nub in a tub

A nub in a tub is the worst of people. They are just annoying and mess up everything you do

Tommy: "Starts singing really badly and loudly"
Will: "Tommy stop being a nub in a tub"

by Yacob :) March 8, 2021

nub job

A hand job received from a women who has lost her hands and retains only nubs.

Yo, I can't believe you let her give you a nub job! WTF man.

by nubfanactic March 1, 2010

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

Nub Tax

1) n. A non-negotiable fee charged to a stupid or deserving person(s).

As a computer technician, I deal with stupid people every day. Often you deal with someone so stupid or they do something to piss you off, that you feel the need to 'pad' or increase their bill a bit. This is refered to as the "Nub Tax", or a fee for the stupid.

by qwnr March 11, 2005

nub in the pub

A person new to a public game server.

experienced man:Hey, there is a nub in the pub.
New man:lol.

by KawaiiAnime October 30, 2003

nub cub

a baby or verry young noob/nub.

person 1: dude i got 25 headshot in a row on this 7 year old in halo 3 last nite.
person 2: wow what a nub cub.

by mrgarcia94 February 20, 2009

Ultra Nub

Someone that has no idea what he is doing, and can't help you in any way without becoming more lost. Usually Ultra nubs have the name Chris

Damn that guy is an "Ultra Nub" he must be a Chris.

by Ultra Nub December 10, 2019