Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

Norwegian Olaf

The sexual act of having your partner spit on you as they rub your shoulders if done successfully it should cause you to immediately orgasm
It popular around the 1980ś midwest to west coast area and while it was popular in california you'd most likely find someone doing this i arizona it being the point of origin

Guy - Whats your price
other - 10 for a handy 20 for a blowy
Guy- how much for a norwegian olaf
other- about 15$

by gruicidal thoughts April 15, 2019

Norwegian Twins

Siblings that are approximately 18 months apart, because Norwegians are more sensible than the Irish, and can use birth control.

Oh, your kids look so close in age, they must be Irish Twins. Good Lord No! They are Norwegian Twins

by Яif-San June 26, 2019

Norwegian Tight Rope

I don't know i'm not just gonna make something up like everything else on this sight who cares

I made up a word that sounds like it's from Urban Dictionary, it's called the "Norwegian TIght Rope"

by Barbara_Fraun October 16, 2019

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

norwen

Norwen, the kind of guy you wanna be around with. He's out going, loud, and above all one of the best people in your life. He is your best friend, an easy guy to talk to. And above all, a pretty chill guy. His hobbies usually include Violent Video Games, but who's to blame him? They're fun to play.

"Oh shit, is that Norwen"
"Yeah man"

by Kiyoomo September 30, 2020