Nike

Nike is the most beautiful human being. They are a very understanding and reliable person, plus they possess the ability to make you laugh at the most stupid joke. Nike has made lots of memorable and special moments with lots of people and is dear to all his friends. He's also super hot and pretty lel. Favorite person<3

Nike is kinda fruity hmmm.
I watched attack on titan with Nike the entire night.

by gyusaurus November 21, 2021

Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.

Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.

by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021

Nike

A super intelligent being who can destroy the morale of the opposing team with his mind games and allow his team to score 20 additional runs every game with his great team spirit.

although the raptors had a poor team they won the tournament using Nike tactics.

by anonymous August 16, 2022

Big Nike

The goat twitter user

When Big Nike speaks You listen

by Fon dou June 28, 2023

Nike

You know... Back to the boycotting... And...

Hym "Speaking of Nike... I mean you're going to boycott Bud Light for doing a tranny ad... But... You're NOT BOYCOTTING the catholic church... For fucking kids in the butt... 🤨 I... How does that work? Like... 'Making a mockery of women?' Unacceptable. Butt-fucking a choir boy? Eh, well, it's fine 🤷 ♂️ I mean, one of those things is CLEARY worse than the other, right? There's got to be something going on there... I mean... Because I've said 'Things only bad when they happen to women' like a million times... And it's... How do you reconcile that? Doesn't it make the boycott seem a little performative? A little disingenuous maybe? I mean... You cast Milo aside for getting molested by a priest (which is fucked up in a number of different ways) but how are you not boycotting the church? I don't get it... Well, I DO get it because I'm a genius (You're clearly taking out your inability to reconcile with your own faith and are transferring those emotions on to the tranny (which is why you call it a 'religious war') and are being disingenuous regarding the degree to which transgenderism is a problem in society but... Jordan should be helping you with that."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Nike

A pejorative slur for a Black Person used to circumvent chat filters and websites that ban the use of the n-word whilst simultaneously creating a negative association with the popular sports brand of the same name.

Person 1: Did you see R. Kelly ruling the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a dirty nike!

by Lovecraft's Kitty July 18, 2022

Nike metals

The metal tag on air force 1s

1: Bro i just cleaned my nike metals
2: Yeah but who cares tho?

by QWITEpANther April 26, 2019