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"Nerp!!!!!!! SPOON MAN to the resuce! NERP!!!!!!!"
by Erin October 18, 2006
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Nerp

A. Adverb
1. No
2. Never

B. Verb
1. To be bitch slapped in the face
2. To be cock slapped in the face
A. Adverb...
Squire: "Can I take a rip of that bong?"
Huss: "Nerp!"

B. Verb
Last night, Kat stated that Erica needed a nice smacking last night. Trevor and I decided that she deserved to be nerp'd instead.
by Adam Franklin April 8, 2009
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nerp

To Nerp, nerping. To use spy ware or spy/surveillance equipment to secretly gain access and gather Intel on other people. My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or..m. cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com
My phone is acting up I think my ex bf nerped it. Or... cody mackenzie has been beeping peoples phones for years. All I did today was Nerp out on my computer trying to order from spycity.com
by angelpowers.rd.escorts August 8, 2014
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Nerdskin

a seemingly dorky or otherwise awkward individual; often used as an explanation towards someone who just made a bonehead mistake or did something stupid
I've never seen a bigger nerdskin than you!
by blaw707atyahoodotcom September 28, 2005
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choir nerds

Losers that are in choir because they aren't cool enough to play an instrument. People who can't play an instrument resort to choir because they have nothing better to do in their life but mock bandgeeks because they are good enough to be able to actually PLAY an instrument rather that SUCK at singing. It takes more skill and time to play an instrument.
Bob: Hey Jill are you going to be one of the choir nerds again this year?
Jill: ha! No way, I want to be a band geek cause they are totally cool!
Bob: band geeks...
Jill: RULE!
by Bandiegirlandheartssemicolon September 16, 2008
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Nerks

A mix between a nice guy and a jerk. Starts off with a little bit of jerk characteristics. Act like she is not the last woman on earth. A nerk also acts as if he knows he could always get another girl. He also treats the woman he wants like a woman who he is not terribly interested in. The nerk doesnt start out too fast or gets clingy or jealouse. The nerk is also unpredictable. They are normally popular, funny, and exciting. They never keep the same routine. They also display half the affection they would like to show. They advance as time goes on. They make the girl WANT HIM. She has to work at it a bit. He never over does something she likes. He is mister big man in public, but tender in private. This is a new breed of man.
"WOW, that mans a nerk."

"I wish ever man was nerk!"

girlfriend- "I went out with a guy last night, he was kind of a jerk, but at the same time he was the a nice guy. There's something about him that intrigues me. He was not a typical guy. He was perfect."

Friend- "He musta been one of those nerks! WOWZERS :)"
by John 92 May 22, 2012
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Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
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