nerf

to throw something

If you're not using that towel I'll nerf it in the wash.

by dodgyroj September 19, 2021

pajama-nerfing

Feeling lethargic and having a day ruined because you kept your pajamas on all day and are still in the house.

It's 11:00 and you're still wearing slippers! Stop pajama-nerfing your day - you have stuff to do!

by Arithmomaniac June 7, 2007

dick nerfed

The nerfing of a mans penis, in the context of being circumcised.

Another term for a circumcised penis.

My mom dick nerfed me when I was born.

When I got my foreskin cut off, I lost of a lot of length. I got dick nerfed dude.

by e440 May 17, 2019

nerf herder

The leader of a large posse of nerfs (losers). As in...

Thomas thought he was cool because he had a large following, but Thea told him that he was just a nerf herder, because his followers were all losers.

by INdie July 3, 2005

Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke

A)Scar's full name is Fullmetal Alchemist
B)Longest name in the world
C)Appeared in a folktale where some parents have a kid, but they dont know what to name the kid, so they chose this wicked long name

Jugemu jugemu goko no surikire kaijarisuigyo no suigyomatsu unraimatsu furaimatsu ku neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro yabura koji no bura koji paipo-paipo paipo no shuringan shuringan no gurindai gurindai no ponpokopi no ponpokona no chokyumei no chosuke, wake up!

by Boyei July 23, 2019

nerfing

n- slang for nothing
v- doing nothing

I need to get out, I've been nerfing all day.

by SoulFood October 30, 2010

nerf

one who is sexually attracted to turtles

"did you see the way that turtle was giving me that shit eating grin? you think itll give me a blow job?"
"nerf."

by tusninosquirendulce March 11, 2010