your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

inattentive to the road's needs

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

by texlex61 January 30, 2009

social needs

Their social needs are being met when the person is developing their communcation skills and are interacting with others. This is one of Maslows steps on his ladder of human needs.

His social needs were met when he was very young in school.

Reference: {Maslow's hierarchy}

by Kara Doss May 8, 2008

needs-child

n. A bit of a mong

Stop behaving like a needs-child

by M February 9, 2004

Needs a Hug

A phrase used to express sympathy for a person who is an emotional train-wreck because they are going through a very hard time in their life.

"What's wrong with Rob?"

"His parents kicked him out of the house because he is an atheist."

"Wow. That really sucks. He needs a hug."
"Right? I wonder how he's doing right now."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022

Trippy Needs

The craving for anything weird, freaky, or psychedelic.

Nah, he's not special, he just has trippy needs. Yo, go check out TrippyNeeds.com

by TrippyNeeds.com October 25, 2017

friends with needs

Somebody who has sexual tension and chooses to take it out on a friend (as long as they're okay with it). No intimacy intimacy involved; just cuddles and kisses.

Almost like fuck buddies without the fucking.

"Whoa, dude, are Sarah and Kyle a thing?"
"Nah , bro. They're just friends with needs."

by scrotesmegotesbru August 23, 2016