cup of mud

A sludgy, full bodied cup of your favorite french roast. None of that decaf bullshit.

I could sure use a heaping cup of mud, brother.

by Hammymasters April 26, 2017

Mud Butt

The sensation of having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

I ate two plates of ribs and a half pound of fudge last night. I keep wiping my ass today but I just can't shake this Mud Butt.

by thehairlessgorilla March 19, 2009

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 08, 2004

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 03, 2009

mud monkey

Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it

He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.

by vive cuervo February 07, 2009

Miller Mud

1. When you have some pretty bad shits after a night of some hardcore drinking.
see also beer shits

Clint: Dude my fucking ass is on fire!
Dan: Yeah you drank a lot last night.
Clint: I have the worse case of Miller Mud around

by Takahashi Goldtooth April 08, 2005

mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men

by tboy April 03, 2003