mouse napkin

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

Mouse in the Mustard

A final expression of disgust at severely inappropriate behavior

Casey, you've really put the mouse in the mustard this time.

by MustardMouseStudios April 12, 2009

Mush Mouse

Term of endearment used for one's wife when seeking anal intercourse.  Usually used on Christmas Eve while drinking pinky finger mixed Manhattan's, and the kids are told to stay put in their rooms.

Dan:  I'm ready to "take a nap" Mush Mouse

Jeanette:  Oy, ok, let me get the kids put away.

by Storpy August 23, 2011

Mouse Pad

Feminine protection for mice. Similar to rodent tampons.

Mouse Pad... O_o

by Poor boy from a poor family November 28, 2003

skater mouse

Unnoffensive version of skater rat.

Josh: I was skating over at coolo yesterday and this security guard called me a skater rat >=@
Jelly: Awww poor Joshie, your not a skater rat! your a skater mouse! ^_^
Josh: uh yeah...

by Jelly Angel July 23, 2006

mouse peeking

description of one's need to use the crapper, wherein the need is so bad, a turd is poking our of your arse just as a mouse peeks out of its hole.

Oh man. I gotta go so bad I've got a mouse peeking!!!

by anonymous April 8, 2004

Mouse pussy

Gay Grandfather sex

Person 1: wanna go watch some mouse pussy
Person 2: I’m taking the kids to my mothers house

by Cancer moles December 17, 2018