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Moronicheadache

A pulsing series of pains in the cranium caused by brain cells attempting to perform an 'Underclock' in brain power which leads to general IQ dissipation overtime.
Moronicheadache can only occur when you engage in converse with severely disabled people Mentaly such as Gabrielle Rock.
by Trololol. November 22, 2011
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Moronicon

The ancient, lost Book of the Stupid. Written and given over to humanity by He-Who-Is-Unutterably-Dense. The tome was bound in the skins of ancient bananas. Legend tells us that only the greatest idiots may open its covers without losing every iota of intellect they ever bore. The mind of any other will be blasted to drivel. Fortunately, this leaves most of planet Earth's current inhabitants perfectly safe.

The Moronicon may be opened by the utterance of three magic words, spoken in any order, but these words are so stupid that the author has given you the benefit of the doubt and spared your intellect (as it were).
A: "Oh look, it's the fabled Moronicon! Wonder what it says... gggghhhhhhhh *Drool*"
B: "Right, you may not be dead, but that deserves a Darwin Award."
by handcrafter November 28, 2013
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Mormon Island

Mormon Island, CA
A once thriving 1800's Gold Rush town located on the road to the Sierras that was covered up when Folsom Dam was completed in 1955. Nearly EVERY YEAR during the winter months the lake is low enough to see the remains of foundations, roads and other artifacts.

In recent times, the area has been sensationalized in the media as being a great tourist attraction. This media attention has resulted in the pilgrimage of overweight, greasy, ignorant, typical american bozos from the surrounding area to the lake bed. These scumbags drive their SUVs into the park by 100's, leaving McDonald's bags and soda cups in their wake.
"I got us all Big Macs and Soda from McDonald's! Now get in the Excursion we're going to Mormon Island!"
by Sheriff McLawdog February 4, 2014
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mormon drive by

When a Mormon cums on all his wives faces in a row.
Did you hear Tim Mormon drive byed his wives?
by Swopx July 15, 2015
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Mormon Gogurt

When you use a condom while getting head, and your girls sucks out the cum when you're done, just like gogurt.
"Stacy gave me a Mormon gogurt last night at that house party."
by EveryoneLovesGogurt January 10, 2016
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mormon bishop

Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.
I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.
by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018
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marroney

A man who loves mayonnaise and is gay and has a but plug and has big boobies.
Alex is such a marroney it is unbearable
by Muslim Dora is a Irish man February 4, 2018
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