Mormon Pong

The same thing as beer pong, except you use water instead of beer. Perfect for when you are poor and can't buy any beer, just ran out of beer, or are a mormon and can't drink.

-Hey man, go to the fridge and get some more beer for beer pong.
(goes to fridge)
-Bro, we are OUT OF BEER.
- You did not just say "out of beer" to me.
- Sorry dude, guess we will have to play mormon pong.

by theryho June 7, 2011

sand mormon

A Muslim
See also: Snow Muslim

Muslim people are not so bad, they are really just Sand Mormons.

by chris carpenter October 4, 2016

moronarchy

n. The system of government in which each successive administration inherits the stupidity of the previous administration, and then increases it. In a hereditary moronarchy, the inheritance is genetic as well as political.

"In the early 21st century, it became apparent that the United States was well on it's way to becoming a moronarchy."

by KirbyP March 24, 2006

maroon

A malapropism and favorite expression of Bugs Bunny, after outwitting Elmer Fudd. Usually uttered by Bugs this while walking away and wiping his hands in satisfaction. The joke of course is that Bugs mispronounces "moron."

Bugs: "What a maroon."

by justbrowzing April 20, 2006

Mormon

(n.) a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. The largest church to be established in America, therefore known as the "American Religion", it is a world wide church with over 13 million members across the globe. "Mormonism" is a branch of Christianity, and consider the Holy Bible and the Book of Mormon to be it's primary religious texts. The LDS (or Mormon) church is centered around the family unit, and it's purpose is to help people to return to a Heaven and a Heavenly Father there who created all of humanity, to leave for eternity with their families and at God's side. This is achieved by following the teachings of Heavenly Father (God), which were taught by Jesus Christ, the prophets of Biblical times, and the prophets of the LDS church in these latter days.
The LDS church is most commonly known for it's high moral code, which includes:
-Honoring the laws of the land
-No consumption of alcohol, tobacco, tea, coffee, or anything that takes away the agency (the greatest gift of God to his children) of man on this Earth. (these are believed to take away your agency because they are addictive)
-Complete sexual chastity until marriage, including any sexual behaviors such as pornography, masturbation, and sexual contact.
-Protection of your body as a holy temple, which includes abstaining from any illegal drug use, tattoos, more than 1 set of ear piercings for women, dressing modestly, and not consuming alcohol, tobacco, coffee or tea.

Do you want to know what Mormon's actually believe in, not rumors and myths? Go to mormon.org for the answers!

by dbrow127 December 4, 2010

moron

One incapable of recognising the stupidity of an action.

Man, those people who chant "what" at WWE events are such morons.

by Adrian October 5, 2003

mormon

People who believe in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints; also (less accurately) known as the Mormon religion. Being Christian, (for they believe in and accept Christ as their Savior, and also strive to live a Christ-centered and Christ-like life), they also believe that Jesus Christ is what the Bible says He is: the son of God the Father. They do not believe in the Trinity, but rather the Godhead: that God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are physically seperate but one in purpose. Many Mormons live in Utah, but the religion is practiced throughout the world. They believe in the Bible and also the Book of Mormon. They believe that the church of Jesus Christ (the same church/religion that Christ established when He came to this world) was restored to its fullness by Joseph Smith through the power of God for the preparation of the Second Coming of Christ.

Mormons are people too, yo.

by Alisa February 21, 2005