The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

Thelonius Monk

A famous ..pianist. ihs grandson, also thelonius monk is a cool kid with a camo jacket. goes to my highschool.

whoa lok, theres thelonius monk with his sidekick, that kid is so awesoem. i want a camo jacket just like his!

by mandy December 13, 2004

Return to Monke

to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society

i want to return to monke because modern society sucks

by andrew runge January 1, 2022

Brooke Monk

Brooke Monk is an influencer, known mainly for being on Tiktok and Instagram. She is very gorgeous and is currently in a relationship with Sam Dezz.

"Did you see Brooke Monk's post! She's amazing!"

by sweetberryxoxo January 5, 2022

bang'n a monk

to smack a black person on the head

All the white kids liked to play bang'n a monk in elementary school.

by chauncey7 April 5, 2010

monk fuck

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.

The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.

by Mr. November February 7, 2009

harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English

She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat

by Jezza March 31, 2005