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monica

an ugly slut , who likes to jack other females men . she dont care what she wears so she always looks homeless and her ass and hairy ass belly button are always sticking out .
woah that girl monica is such a hoe slut dumb bitch
by bschjewftde2dw666 November 5, 2018
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modical

sick ass print from Nixon, Rotolog and hoodie look the best, kinda wigger but still cool
You see that new Nixon Modical shirt, I got to get me one of those
by woob0123 April 18, 2008
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Monicasey

1. (noun) A girly-girl. A person obsessed with clothes, makeup, shoes, bags, scarves, hats, earrings, bracelets, necklaces, rings, not school, boys, not their parents, not their annoying little brother, cell phones, computers, texting, IMing, aim, email, videos of themselves, pictures of themselves, iPods, adorable knickknacks.

2. (adjective) Girly-girl. Obnoxious. Giggly. Annoying. Hot.
1. Lucy: O.M.G. That guy over there in front of the abercrombie and fitch is SO hot.

Gina: (laughs) I didn't know you were such a monicasey!

2. Lucy: OK. So I've counted, and I have 47 different shades of pink nail polish. But I think my favorite HAS TO BE "flirty dancer" because it's a SUPER bright hot pink!!!

Gina: Someone's monicasey today!!!
by ezzi77 January 19, 2009
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Monica

An amazing friend. Monica is a beautiful girl with bright brow eyes and messy but really cute hair. she may be short but she’s rlly strong and has a great personality. She would defend you from all the mean ppl and will always be by ur side. Always makes u laugh when u don’t want to. Every boy is love her. And once she loves you back. Keep her. Don’t lose her. Thank the lord she chosed u out of everyone.
Wow Monica is amazing
by yaya2005 April 23, 2018
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Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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Monica

Monica is Ellie's best friend. She's the most beautiful, loving, intelligent, brave, ambitious and hard-working girl in the whole world.

Ellie is really proud of Monica's accomplishments and grateful to have her in her life.

Ellie loves Monica to the moon and back multiplied to infinity.
Ellie: Oh, how I wish Monica was here right now... :(

*Monica teleports herself because she is also a superwoman*

Monica: Well, I guess I'm here.
by ellie_sv April 12, 2019
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Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS
by Cillaloka May 18, 2019
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