Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025