Mitochondria

A science term for the powerhouse (or Mighty Mouse!) of the cell.

Stop standing on my God damn mitochondria glasses!

by MORIAAAA. January 20, 2007

Mitosterbation

Sex with a clone of oneself.

"We did not clone you for mitosterbation. At least get out of my office!"

by Qman3000 August 17, 2008

Minions

Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.

Yellow people in Despicable Me are minions

by 8oz November 14, 2013

Mitiya

This word is a definition of a person who is very COOL and CRISP

Ohhhh Mitiya!!!
Your A Geniuse!!!

by Mitiya August 2, 2008

mitigate

to shit oneself on the hour every hour

by Andy Mark January 25, 2003

minion

A minion is a short, pill shaped, yellow person who does stuff for you.

You are my minion.

by rrogrogers.sideyers.sidnrogeyr May 28, 2017

Minion

1. Small yellow beings as seen in Despicable Me, who talk in a language similar to Spanish and wear blue dungarees, with names such as Dave, Stewart and Kevin
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')

1. Person 1 (watching despicable me)- aww look at that little minion!

Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.

2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!

Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!

by A. Girl May 18, 2013