michelle branch

the most awesomest person ever!
a singer/musician/actress/songwriter/almost mother/married/a lot of other things

nothin like lindsay lohan

by Michelle Luver March 12, 2005

Mitchellism

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

by faggy4387 October 20, 2011

mitch

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (According to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)

That dude is a mitch! He cries too much!

by vietboss October 16, 2013

Sarah Michelle Gellar

An amazingly gorgeous actress. She is cute, as well as pretty, and definitely SEXY. She is not the kind of girl you would jack off to. You would just want to hold her in your arms forever.

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar; I want to hold her like my teddy bear.
2. Sarah Michelle Gellar is Gorgeously gorgeous

by TarkShark December 28, 2005

Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.

It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!

by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009

mitch s.

a really nice guy. sometimes oblivious to whats right in front of him. obsessed with cod and prank calling. funny and sweet. but a little hot and cold.

I wish mitch s. would like me.

by qwertyuio<3 August 6, 2011

Mitch Jones

The pussy magnet of the twitch hoes

That's what's up! That's Mitch Jones!

by the phene February 28, 2021