mental model

When a woman wears clothes that are made for sexy women when she isn't at all sexy.

person 1:
dude, why is that chick wearing that North face jacket? she's so ugly!

person 2:
because she's a mental model

by Jonny A "Jersey Fresh" March 3, 2008

mental fap

noun: The act of fapping to a mental image; usually one's pictured self engaged in fantastical/twisted sex acts with one or more people in his life. Many prefer the mental fap over the standard porn fap.

guy 1: "Dude.......last night I had a great mental fap about a black midget in a diaper and Joan Rivers...."

guy2: "Nice... you got that dude"

by craundizzle August 31, 2006

Let's go fucking mental

Phrase originating in Britain that is uttered by ravers/binge-drinkers when they are. Usually shouted repeatedly whilst loud electronica/techno/dance/rave music is blaring, and whilst the speaker is raving/dancing

"LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAAAAAAL!!!"

*smashes glass over own head rendering himself unconscious*

by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 11, 2010

Mantastic

Like testacular, it is a word describing something manly and fantastic as it is a combination of both words.

"Hockey game was f*ckin mantastic the other day!"

by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006

Mental Masturbation

The act of looking up the term "Mental Masturbation". You should have better things to do. Now go do it! Geez!!!

I knew I was wasting time thinking about things that didn't amount to anything useful. So I wondered if I was the only. I looked up "Mental Masturbation" and confirmed it.

by XAlterEgoX December 13, 2015

Mental Masturbation

The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.

Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."

Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"

by SweetP April 12, 2005

Mental health

A general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life.

Many people suffering from mental health problems are reluctant to get the help they need.

by Doc_B April 14, 2015