A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.
Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...
See : Douchebag, Show Pony.
by HIV69 November 14, 2012
When a cock has white and pick veins and has vanilla flavored cum. Also the name of a horse. Horse cock.
by Moxie2021 March 06, 2021
Luis: Hi, can I get a vanilla shake but can you mix it with barbecue sauce?
Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?
Luis: Yep!
*shake is given*
Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.
Sonic Lady: *literal 9 seconds pass bye*.. is that all?
Luis: Yep!
*shake is given*
Luis: Ah yes, I would like to get 14 different people to try my barbecue milkshake.
by Not Luis but perhaps Ethan S May 18, 2019
by Frootz January 08, 2017
by Penaldman July 06, 2017
Alabama Milkshake:
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
The process of cumming in one's own mother, then pulling out, adding in ice cream and said mom's out breast milk, and fucking until the mixture is sufficiently stirred. A staple of family gatherings.
Nadia: I heard your mom just turned 50, how was the party?
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
Nate: Yeah, the party was really fun, we had a big cake, and I gave her an Alabama Milkshake!
Nadia: Nice!
by BoggleDog April 06, 2023
by AlterLynx March 15, 2018