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Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

Bull Milking

1. The process of capturing semen from male cattle for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2. Sexual stimulation of a male by a partner's hand.

It takes a brave man to be part of a bull milking team.

by Woolburr December 2, 2007

milk run

(n) A very easy task, usually used in the air force to define an easy mission

That quiz was a milk run; I didn't even need to study to pass it.

by Graahh February 9, 2009

Milk The Mouse

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

by baconismidog March 7, 2009

milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

by MrKoi April 25, 2007

milk pillows

Slang for breasts, preferably large enough to offer sufficient head support while sleeping.

Sharon's milk pillows are huge.

by DwarZZ December 28, 2005

milk-con

A convention where all black dads that dissapear go. It is very similar to cig-con. Once they go here they cannot leave since it has a one way entrance.

friend 1: "hey man I haven't ever seen your dad, where is he?"
friend 2: "He went to milk-con fifteen years ago"

by Bruh momentum theory January 10, 2020