Milk 

The one thing your dad went to get and never came back with it

When is dad coming back with the milk?

Milk by CarDoesYT July 19, 2022

Milk 

Milk

Milk

Milk by Milkmilkmilkmilk August 3, 2022

Milk 

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.

Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?

Milk by indetermite August 12, 2022

Milk 

Funding acquired by milking a cash cow.

My tank's a bit low, let's hit the milk bar & top it off.

Milk by BrawndoMania August 16, 2022

Milk 

Jope Yamoyamo is playing roblox, username JopeAdoptme123 password, April64

I like milk

Milk by milkisgood4u August 19, 2022

milk 

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it

milk

milk by dagr8estgamer August 21, 2022

milk 

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

milk by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022