Friend 1: ‘Dude she wouldn’t stop micro-licking my face’
Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’
Friend 2: ‘Damn I get that it’s so freakin cute’
by Mikey Mensa October 6, 2025
Get the Micro-lickmug. by NoDripPapi May 29, 2024
Get the micro viralmug. A slang word used to describe shady business practices where a game developer or similar company uses randomized packages, also known as "loot boxes", to offer some part of the game back to the player or consumer, typically with a way to spend real world money to purchase said packages.
by Cephon April 20, 2018
Get the micro-gamblingmug. (my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.
Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
Don't be like Timmy!
(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.
It was the last piece left...
It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
Get the Micro-mortismug. Where you delay climax and extend your sexual endurance by tightening your pelvic muscles, it's a way of edging found on TikTok recently.
by ardakirca March 14, 2025
Get the micro-masturbatingmug. Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
by $dan2rich March 1, 2021
Get the Micro mini pimpmug. Small palm sized creatures found roaming the plains of Africa. There is a large concentration of this species found In Rwanda.
by c-man134 July 7, 2010
Get the micro-cheetahmug.