muff confetti

women's underwear - especially when thrown to singers/actors/pimps/ etc...

"Neil Diamond is old as fuck, but he still get's muff confetti when he sings."

by sung park May 18, 2004

Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

muff puff

a vaginal fart

during great sexual pleasures, only slightly offputting

by tommigunn March 16, 2004

mini muff's

Younger yet vulnerable girls dick-thirsty for older men

"we got da mini muff's comin tonight ya'll!"

by YoungIvo March 23, 2010

muff-munch

a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.

I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P

by na na na naaaaa December 11, 2009

mefftroll

An internet message board troll who is posting high on meth.

bg is the biggest mefftroll.

by djhuf May 16, 2010

buff muff

A vagina with a six pack.

Julie's buff muff clamped down and sent a once-proud man to the ER. He can't pee straight anymore.

by Dumptruck_ October 11, 2013