mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

Mechanical Bull

You drop on the dance floor, do 5 push-ups, as a girl hops on your back and rides you until the beat drop.

Jon hit the floor as Florida jumped on his back to do the Mechanical Bull.

by TuneSquad May 6, 2019

mechanical horse

A bicycle, upon which a valiant hero will arrive in style

Friend: "Girl, how you gonna get to the party tonight? You don't have a car."
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"

by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015

Mechanically Sober

intoxicated to the level where you cannot function in a normal situation other than operating heavy machinery (IE: driving a motor vehicle or operating a forklift)

My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.

by colonrae May 28, 2015

mechanical marshmallow

The feeling you get when you do laughing gas and listen to techno and totally feel like a mechanical marshmallow.

"i TOTALLY feel like a mechanical marshmallow right now. YEEAAAH!!!"

by Moljipotter November 2, 2015

Mechanical Twerk

The same Twerk done over and over, usually by a large group of people

Jimmy is such a tool! His only move is such a mechanical twerk.

by Speedjunki September 1, 2016

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017