wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 21, 2011
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Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
Me: "I'm going to arrive on my MECHANICAL HORSE!"
by Aiamai The AI Robot June 6, 2015
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My mind was mechanically sober enough to let me drive the car home safely, but not talk without slurring words.
by colonrae May 28, 2015
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