Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

Sleezy measles

Is the act of slapping the girl in the face with her day old tampon while you are performing anal sex.

She was on the rag last night wich resulted in the sleezy measles.

by 6sleezye9 March 14, 2007

Measle

(N.)- Somebody who gets into intense mountain dew corrals at some point during the day, normally around lunchtime

The measle almost got his hoodie ripped by the long arms of Gar.

by Poop J March 17, 2009

Ballot Measure Burnout

(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.

Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.

by Mofrak December 18, 2009

mamas

THE MOST DISGUSTING THING TO CALL YOUR GIRL DO NOT DO IT PLEASE YUCKEE YUCKEE STOP NO BIG NO

guy- you're so hot mamas

girl-EW

by Alaskan bull worm 1107 April 16, 2020

Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up!

a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough

Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you

by Caffeinataed April 19, 2021

mcmaster

scottish origins. most likely to be ginger, has a tendancy to veet his testicles when necessary however rarely gets to ride any chicks.

remember that time mcmaster fucked that hot chick?
no, neither do i.

by ilikeithotandcreamy April 14, 2008