mortham

someone who is an extremely nice kind person and is generally all round amazing at everything.

daniel mortham a school pupil who complies to this definition

by dan smith123 October 13, 2009

mortar spite

Setting off a mortar strike on a teammate that is camping in one area and not getting kills in Battlefield: Bad Company 2.

I had to mortar spite you because we were trying to capture C and you weren't doing shit, bro.

by duhJeenyus July 8, 2011

Mortgage Mule

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.

Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.

by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

mortel

a hot vampire that's a sweetheart (also causes pain)

Misha: "What was it like being human for a week?"

Mortel: "It was disappointing because I didn't get to try Royce's pastries."

by telcat otp October 31, 2013

mortaler

Roman Catholic; a mortal sin is one which must be confessed to a priest

a mortaler for example is killing another human being

by ofm November 24, 2013

mortgage underwriter

A person who evaluates and mitigates risk for financial institutions. Underwriters are often under appreciated, underpaid punching bags for loan officers, processors. Often times they also become scape goats for upper management. Underwriters are also considered the most hated and vile beings within the lending world.

After asking for further documentation, the loan officer proceeded to the office of the mortgage underwriter and beat her with the stack of documents she requested and then urinated on her.

by Ldysc January 25, 2018

Mortarion

From the Universe of Warhammer 40.000

Mortarion, also known as the "Death Lord" or the "Prince of Decay" after he turned to Chaos, was one of the original twenty Imperial Primarchs created by the Emperor of Mankind. He was given command of the Death Guard Space Marine Legion on the arrival of the Emperor to his homeworld of Barbarus, but he turned to the service of Chaos during the Horus Heresy. At present, Mortarion is the greatest Daemon Prince of Nurgle and the Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard Chaos Space Marines.

Famous Quote: "Forget no insult, my sons, as I have never forgotten those of my father, of the Emperor, nor those of Horus. Forgive no slight or grievance. Hold your bitterness deep within, and there let it fester. Let it roil and squirm and churn, until you are filled with bile so poisonous that all you touch falls to ruin. Thus shall you serve Nurgle best. Thus shall you spread his virulent gifts across the false Imperium, and watch its final rotting…"

Mortarion is the Primarch of the Deathguard Legion, and the Champion of Nurgle.

"You're almost as filthy as Mortarion."

by NotLoken March 30, 2018