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John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.
My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.
by Green Day July 28, 2013
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madera

Estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo

We were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to fuck it all
by fonsucu February 4, 2009
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keshav mander

Keshav has to be the gayest man you'll ever meet, he's usually Punjabi so he has long hair, a turban or a bun. He always says he'll cut his hair but never does. He loves to fuck his brothers and cousins, but you can't blame him he's forced to do it. He has the tiniest dick and will never get laid by a woman. He drinks cum cause he thinks it'll make him look better, but it never works he gets bullied by all his peers and can only make them shut up by sucking them off. Keshav is the fuckiest guy you'll ever meet. If your a girl and you meet Keshav RUN he'll prolly try to rape you. BE SAFE.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD IS THAT KESHAV MANDER
Girl 2: RUN!
by Neaku_RidesDick24/7 July 22, 2019
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madderall

taking so much Adderall you become cujo angry. uncontrollable, unstoppable, almost frothing at the mouth
eebs that girl looks madderall, stay away man shes clearly been taking too much Adderall, and is acting super crazy
by maxspinnaker January 24, 2014
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manderoos

Jimmy really likes the polka dot design on his pair of manderoos.
by whiskey tango foxtrot September 30, 2006
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manderstand

A Man OR Woman's comprehension of an idea, topic, concept, emotion, object, thought, opinion or any other abstraction, generally from the MALE viewpoint.

The ability to sympathize with and/or accept another person's perspective without truly understanding it.

The term Manderstand was developed over a conversation about men and women being able to truly communicate and understand each other... the best we are able to anyway.
A man can Manderstand why a woman asks if she looks fat in those jeans... but cannot truly understand the emotional implications of the question.

I manderstand how much you like beer and football, even though I'm not into it.

I completely manderstand why you want me to go to Walmart at 3am for chocolate ice cream and wine coolers.

I manderstand that you are feeling insecure, but I do not understand why or how, because you are so beautiful.

I manderstand the fight you had with your best friend even though I think it's silly.
by BardESS Amethyst October 31, 2013
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mayier

He is mayier
by Gaaaang August 21, 2016
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