mauler

a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.

normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -

by bob garber July 30, 2008

Malty

When a person becomes so aroused, they literally foam either vaginal or pre-seminal fluid from their sexual organs.

Did you see that girl dancing with me last night? She was so malty my trousers are still wet!

That guy is so malty I can't tell which stains on his jeans are part of the design!

by mcmalty March 24, 2012

maul

German slang term for the mouth. Means gob or chops, but actually refers to the mouth of a beast.

"Get over here bitch and get your maul round my lid

by Marko The Great August 26, 2004

maltimatrication

the act of watching strange celtic singing whilst talking to a friend about absolutely nothing useful.

The maltimatrication that went down between the two was frivolous.

by Sterile Merrill. April 8, 2009

Maltese Langers

Pool player who cannot avoid potting the white on important shots. Tends to lose out to thegreatgatsby on RTG powerplays.

"Look, John, he's potted the white again."
"Yes, Dennis, how many times are we going to see him do that?"

by thegreatgatsby October 24, 2003

maulage

to go flat out or to completley get mauled

something that is getting mauled

an apeshit situation

kane said he used maulage when he was running late

my fishing rod was maulage

by Chris333 April 20, 2007

e-maul

Malicious text auto-correction on the iPhone.

I just e-mauled my boss. I texted "Gimme some secs" and the malicious auto correction on my iPhone changed it to 'Gimme some sex"

by Cowgirl358 February 24, 2011