Matt 

Self proclaimed best bartender but in reality he can only drink 2 beers then pass out. People usually don’t even call him Matt because he is such a geed. A literal NPC.

Sarah: Did you see Matt at the party last night?
Shumwai: Yea he passed out from 2 beers. What a geed”

Matt by Gingival July 7, 2022

Matt 

A fucker who gets a sugar high off of soda. Someone who, while on this sugar high, plans on punching trees with a bigass smile on his face. Nevertheless, this person makes the best D jokes ever handsdown. He lives in a very redneck-y area. Despite his whiteness, he is a sucker for Asian food. Also most importantly, this guy is way too thirsty. Yet he won't admit it. Pfft.

"Matt, you're such a dick. But you're enjoyable to talk to you fucker. RAISINS AND CHOPSTICKS."

Matt by Magician24 May 26, 2014

Matt 

A twat.

that kid is Matt is such a twat . I bet he can't get Ashley to give him any top and he just smoked weed all day.

Matt by Egghead Scanlon-Leconti August 23, 2017

Matt 

Biggest fucktard you will ever meet, suck up to so many girls its ridiculous, A Matt is usually perverted as hell. He will stare at your siblings ass or tits with no fucks given. Often has a chode and usually has a forehead that resembles the great wall of china, receding hairline even though most of them are white Matt's tend to have some wack ass curly hair and wear cheap clothes and for some reason think they can get girls but everyone knows he just gets friend zoned. Overall sad lonely depressed losers that are too scared to live once in a while also poor in a sense of family and money. But you gotta love em

Girl : Look at that retarded kid
Girl 2 : Why the fuck is his head so huge
Girl : Hey, if you think about it he's probably just a Matt

Matt by Your mom rawr Xd July 4, 2017

Matt 

Probably the funniest asshole in the world. makes a shit ton of sex jokes a day. he is a really nice dipshit. he can get any girl with dat face. sometimes has a gay character to him but when it comes to girls he is as straight as his dick. he will either make you cry or laugh hysterically nothing in between. he is a friend who will fuck your life up but then build it back into something beautiful.

I fucked Matthew yesterday it was amazing!!

Matt by cyka Блядь February 22, 2019

Matt 

A guy who will never tell anyone who he likes

"I with that Matt would let us know who he likes."

Matt by FlopGuy123 February 1, 2019

Matt 

Matt (or just Mat) is the worlds biggest simp he is a guy who always has to have multiple women at a time. The sad part is even though he is nice to all the women he can never seem to get one to stay. Usually a guy named matt spends his days scrolling through instagram stalking girls page, or texting them all day.

Look over there Matt is talking to all the girls.

Matt by Josiah Jackson April 14, 2020