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Matt

An amazingly funny, handsome, smart, and athletic person. Has dirty blonde hair with gorgoues hazel eyes and a laugh that can make just anyone fall out of their chair. Matt's usually love soccer and pokemon and would do anything for that one person they really love. Always with their friends or girlfriend laughing at idiotic puns or jokes. Loves cats even more than he loves himself. Truly a mesmerizing person.
Rachel: Omg did you see that soccer player he's so hot.

Shelby: Omg yes i think Lex said he likes pokemon must be a Matt
by WolffGirl April 20, 2018
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Matt

Super nerdy kid. Loves video games and is really smart. A video game geek. And for some reason thinks cookies taste like babies
Person: does anyone here like video games
Person 2: just ask Matt
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Matt

Has the ability to take any good quarterback and plunge their career straight into the ground
Brent: Did you hear Matt traded for Tom Brady whose overall is a 99.

Omar: Naw man that aint Falco he finna be a 87 now after throwing 32 interceptions.
by JesuoreRex September 6, 2012
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Matt

A very smelly person, doesn't often take showers, clueless and retarded. Thinks people like him but they really don't.
by Yeet7262 July 28, 2016
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Matt

No, I don't know how big my penis is... my matt is hiding it
by I'mOldGreg July 13, 2010
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Matt

He is such a matt
by Yung_Boi June 25, 2018
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Matt

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Matt has a 7 inch dick.
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