A fucker who gets a sugar high off of soda. Someone who, while on this sugar high, plans on punching trees with a bigass smile on his face. Nevertheless, this person makes the best D jokes ever handsdown. He lives in a very redneck-y area. Despite his whiteness, he is a sucker for Asian food. Also most importantly, this guy is way too thirsty. Yet he won't admit it. Pfft.
by Magician24 May 26, 2014