(Dude 1) I masturbated ALL night last night to your grandmother
(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?
(Dude 2) WTF? What's wrong with you?
by What? Don't look at me January 22, 2009

Girl 1:Oh I masturbated last night and it felt so good
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
Boy:I just masturbated off of what you said
Girl:I love masturbation
by DatHorseBoi July 9, 2018

Sex with someone have known your entire life. except instead of a vagina he has fingernails...gross.
by J Boy August 24, 2009

"my balls hurt from too much Masturbation
by poochoonut March 12, 2023

by Kia kurtz June 17, 2018

1. Hallo, mijn naam is Erik en met deze hand masturbeer ik. (English:) "Hi, my name's Erik, and I masturbate with this hand."
2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...
2/3.
Guy1: Hey, whatya doin'?
Guy2: Ah, nothing, just masturbeering.
Guy1: Oh, cool, lemme join :D
Guy2: Have you got some lube then?
Guy1: No..
Guy2: Then let's use the third definition of masturbeer :D!
Guy1: O_O...
by MrSecret September 17, 2010

Tune the skin flute.
by Jakeofclubs May 5, 2006
