Radical Right Christian: Man gay people suck.
Jesus: No, God created us all equal and loves us all in our true forms. It's more important that we love each and respect each other than try and tear each other down for our God-made differences.
Then the Radical kills Jesus for "not believing his own teachings."
Jesus: No, God created us all equal and loves us all in our true forms. It's more important that we love each and respect each other than try and tear each other down for our God-made differences.
Then the Radical kills Jesus for "not believing his own teachings."
by UT Law Student April 14, 2005
Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"
by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017
A serious college relationship where the participants basically act like an old married couple. Does not entail being engaged, and may or may not result in actual marriage, but typically lasts for at least the entire duration of the couple's college experience.
- Seems like we never see Brian anymore. Think he and Katie are ever going to break up?
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.
- Not a chance. They're in a total college marriage.
by wordshark February 12, 2011
When one is sits upon the toilet seat for to long and get s up to find they have a giant red ring around their ass, somewhat resembling a wedding band.
by phillup onya March 09, 2010
gay marriage is a union between two people of the same sex. It is between two people that love each just like any other marriage. And some of you are saying that if you're gay you can go back,but if your gay, you can't go back,it's how you feel,I'm guessing that those who think that they can do not know a gay person. People would not go through all that emotional pain ((and physical pain, if you include what people do to them)) if they could just go back.And it is not due to parents that mother to much, considering there are families with one gay child, and none of the others are.
Someone very close to me is gay, and his father was a Pastor, and learned to accept it for what it was, and so should you
by elc August 13, 2005
"She soon found out that her spite marriage to Bob was a big mistake. You see, Tom didn't care -- in fact he congratulated them both with the utmost sincerity."
by Luddz June 09, 2015
A union that is usually meant for two men, or two women, however, some dumasses, like...governor's of California, get it mixed up sometimes!
=
=
by Nicole Cordero February 02, 2008