Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

Is BTS Namjoon getting married? Invite me! Hehe

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos

So true

Boyys marry weirooooooooooooooos

by OOF i just died May 3, 2021

married rat

An ugly girl otherwise known as Marriott.

Married rat ruins everything.

by Rihannatheetaper November 22, 2021

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use

by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024

marry

marry is a girl and boy fell in love and at last they stay together forever

i am marry

by ho ching March 7, 2023

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021