It has been proven that Marcus Hofmann loves Kendall Oniell, aka KCO, way more than she will ever love him
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One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.
"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
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Get the Marcus Grönholm mug.Markus is a mad lad. He’s a inter dimensional being who can go anywhere at anytime he wants to.
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
He’s Australian loves prawns and shits himself 24/7
The only cure to his shitting is a Taco Bell Iv which doesn’t actually help it just makes him barf and shit himself.
It’s also important to note he’s a tyrant in specific universe’s causing him to kill people who don’t consent.
One of his many timelines is explored in Detroit become human where he meets his robot lover semen the only one he loves more then himself.
Another one of his timelines is explored in nuclear butterfly. A book on hiatus by tiddieboobies on Wattpad
The most important thing about Markus is after the events of Detroit become human he needs a place to store his people. Finding assholes to be the best place he uses his inter dimensional powers in search for the perfect asshole. Problem is Markus can’t colonize an asshole without consent causing him to live a life where the only asshole he gets is his robot lovers semen.
Another timeline is explored in the book reflections on Wattpad. A terrible book where the main characters are straggots #gayrighys
“Markus what are you doing here?”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
“Can I pleasseeee turn your asshole into Jericho? I’ll give you a prawn?”
“No.”
“Kill yourself cunt”
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Get the marcus fakhourji mug.A very young and sometimes ugly man. always is trying to pull other guys. but he can some how always get a friend. marcus bravo can sometimes be really friendly but at the same time really rude.
some guy: yo that marcus bravo guy is trying to get with me
other man: well he can be nice/rude at the same time so you should try it
other man: well he can be nice/rude at the same time so you should try it
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