Marissa Langan

When someone “calls it” you say marissa langan

Marissa Langan: called it, iykyk

by Itchy puntang February 10, 2020

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

juna luna

Juna Luna (verb/noun/adjective/theotherones)

Juna Luna is a phrase used for mentally challenged "bwords" laughing emoji.

Honestly the biggest simp ever and just overall hilarious. They have a small limited vocabulary including: Ratio , Ok , 😂😳 , 😂🥺

Juna Lunas also call women mommy specifically on tiktok, and they allegedly "Heart Goth Thots" and have no shame in it.

"juna luna u r so rude and mean to me all the time u hate me"
"Ok"

by um bella October 30, 2021

Peurto Rican Luggage

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018

Alpha and Luna

A dream team couple who met online and are two peas in a pod.

Omg! They are so cute together. What an Alpha and Luna.

Have you seen them in the library? So Alpha and Luna reading Philosophy.

Oh yeah, a match made in heaven...very Alpha and Luna.

by Luna Stark November 18, 2019

my dog Luna

she’s the best dog EVER, she can be a diva but she’s the cutest doggy ever

my dog Luna is the best

by robloxcrnn July 13, 2021