Lard Lad

One who eats too much food. Lard in particular.

Woah, he just ate a whole box of Oreos. He must be a Lard Lad.

by Legend.Of.Life September 12, 2016

Lard

Lards are fat people that people use to cook their burger meat in.

Tina you fat lard come get some dinner

by froggeries September 17, 2016

laurdiyafied

Making something more interesting by DIYing things or just plain out decorating in the style of how Laurdiy would.

This desk looks boring , it needs to be laurdiyafied.

by Idk what to name this April 18, 2018

lardines

Explosive sardine mines

Your bathroom smells like lardines

by Leg’jean March 4, 2018

Lardash

The human embodiment of greed. Money and Women, power and sex, status, glory. He demands the finer things in life.
Check his left hand for tattoo to confirm it is indeed him.

Is that a Lardash?
I don’t know bro, check the hand

by Aelous winds July 15, 2018

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

lard stump

A huge fat ass turd.

I’ll call you back, I have to go take a lard stump.

by Rylerballz September 14, 2019